Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes

and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.

"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese

trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it!

You press this button to go up, this one to go left

and this one for turning right!"

"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.

"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air

Force!"

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A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was

informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant

operation.

The surgeon told him, "You can have an Indian brain

for \\$10,000 dollars or an American's for $25,000

dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki's brain

for \\$100,000 dollars."

The patient asked,"Why is the Paki's brain so much

more expensive than the others?"

"Well," replied the surgeon, "we have to go through a

lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain."

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A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a

leash and asked the bartender, "Do you serve

Pakistanis here?".

"Sure we do," replied the bartender.

"Good," said the Sardar. "Give me a beer, and one

Pakistani for my tiger."

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Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow

airport to buy his ticket back home to . At the

counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the

fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the

other passengers and begged.." Will someone please

give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my

Abba and Ammi again!"

"Here" said a Sardar, reaching into his wallet and

handing him one Pound "..keep the change and take

nine of your country men with you!"

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At a convention of biological scientists one

researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in

our lab we have switched from rats to Pakistanis for

our experiments?"

"Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?"

"Well, for three reasons. First we found that

Pakistanis are far more plentiful, second, the lab

assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly

there are some things even a rat won't do. However,

sometimes it very hard to exterpolate our test results

to human beings."

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Name: _____________________________
Mullah: ___________________________
1. Ayub has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages can he cover before he has to reload?
2. Irshad has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Salim for \\$320, and 2 grams to Mukhtar for $85 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining caine that he doesn't cut?
3. Irshad wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?
4. Abdul gets \\$200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and \$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make \$800?
5. Rashid is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received \\$10,000 for the hit. If one of his four wives is spending \$100 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money?